Lets just finish the year with a good laugh.

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How Blonde Was She???   She was Soooooooo Blonde   * She thought a quarterback was a refund.  * She thought General Motors was in the army.  * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.  * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.  * At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' she wrote 'Sagittarius.'      She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...   * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.  * She sent a fax with a stamp on it.  * Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'   She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...   * She tripped over a cordless phone.  * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate.'  * She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK.'  * She tried to put M & M's in alphabetical order.      She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...   * She studied for a blood test.  * She sold the car for gas money.  * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.  * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,' she turned around and went home..      She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...  * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.  * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.  * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.  * She had a shirt that said 'TGIF,' which she thought stood for 'This Goes In Front.'   AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:  She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...   She thinks Taco  Bell is the Mexican phone company. Listen to 350+ music, sports, & news radio stations – including songs for the holidays – FREE while you browse. Start Listening Now!