Re: Assaulting a Mammogram technician

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 Assaulting a Mammogram technician 

 

While conducting some business at the  Court House , I  overheard a lady,who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram  Technician , say, " YourHonor, I'm guilty but ... there were extenuating circumstances. "

The female Judge said, sarcastically, " I'd certainly like to hear thoseextenuating circumstances. " I did, too, so I listened as the lady told her story. " Your Honor, I had a mammogram appointment, which I actually kept. I was

met by this perky little clipboard carrier smiling from ear to ear and shetilted her head to one side and crooned, " Hi! I'm Belinda! All I need you todo is step into this room right here, strip to the waist, then slip on this

gown. Everything clear? " I'm thinking, Belinda, try decaf. This ain't rocket science. Belinda thenskipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors.