Guest guest Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Very good points. LOL. And how about that Aleve commercial where the people swear Aleve has helped their pain so much they can now run a marathon. ALL I CAN SAY IS... If Aleve takes care of their pain that well, then they did not have much damn pain to begin with. hugs, Debra V. Subject: TV Commercials - The Flip Side To: Fibromyalgia_Support_Group Date: Friday, April 25, 2008, 1:47 AM I was thinking to myself about TV commercials and the pitch they give, and about flipping the message around to see what it might say: Maximum Strength: But what if I just needed minimum strength? Isn't there anything on the market with trace amounts of relief? Safe Gentle Overnight Relief: How about hazzardous forceful immediate over a long period of time relief? Nobody makes anything like that, maybe I could corner the market on this one. Easy To Use: No I've already had 10 easy to use products in a row,..and by golly I'm ready for a difficult one! This Product May Not Be Safe for Everybody: Hey, I'm ordering right now to see if I'm one of the unsafe people! Introducing The New ____________ . No,....I want the old one. Safe & Effective: Thanks, I'll stick with my dangerous and ineffective product. You Can't Buy a Stronger Pain Reliever: The guy down on the street corner says different. ________________________________________________________________________________\ ____ Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 > From: Loest > Subject: TV Commercials - The Flip Side > To: Fibromyalgia_Support_Group > Date: Friday, April 25, 2008, 1:47 AM > Aleve pitches their product as -The- pain reliever since the dawn of mankind. No need to go to the emergency room any more, simply take two easy to swallow Aleve tablets and avoid those pesky admittance forms. Hunting accident, 100 car pile up, chainsaw mishap, with Aleve relief is on the way. Fast acting, no need to digest, Aleve is so powerful you don't even need to take it! Simply pop open the cap and inhale the patented pain busting ingredients. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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