Guest guest Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Of course I had to answer this one first. LOL. Yes, the crap meter works well still. For example some people are full of crap, some people are tired of crap, others wonder what the crap is going on, some have to find their crap, and others just don't give a crap. hmmmmmm, I hope this is not a crappy day. Debra V. Subject: The Crap! Meter To: Fibromyalgia_Support_Group Date: Thursday, May 8, 2008, 10:42 AM Just wanted to dust off the Crap! meter. I haven't used the word Crap! in awhile and wanted to make sure this Crap! works still. Didn't want it to get full of Crap! and Crap! up the works. Anybody want to add to this Crap! before it runs out of Crap! ________________________________________________________________________________\ ____ Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Crap! Crap! Crap! Sneaky Crap! Rapid Fire Crap! More Crap! Less Crap! Just the right Crap! Crap! in the morning, Crap! in the evening, Crap! at supper time. Missing Crap! Found the Crap! Slap the Crap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Feel like crap... Teri (central Wisconsin) Re: The Crap! Meter Of course I had to answer this one first. LOL. Yes, the crap meter works well still. For example some people are full of crap, some people are tired of crap, others wonder what the crap is going on, some have to find their crap, and others just don't give a crap. hmmmmmm, I hope this is not a crappy day. Debra V. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 , you don't happen to be the reincarnation of my cousin , do you???? He had the best sense of humor and when he laughed, as his best friend said in the eulogy he gave at 's memorial service, he talked about 's laugh --- it was much like a " cackle " and I do wish I could still hear it in my head! When I first sat down at the computer this am, I thought my whole body was just going to collapse into a broken pile in this chair! My entire spine felt as if it were just falling apart! Plus I woke up with a nasty headache -- but this is not anything new, seems to happen so often on my birthday!! And I am not happy as I wanted to read more of the horoscope that was related to relationships with mother's, would have been interesting as I am letting go of more of my big brother's things as we make this move!!! I sent the deteriorating box which contained the remains of some penicilin tablets to Wyeth Pharmacueticals and the box and vial are to be added to their archives. The box had an expiration date of July ??, 1948. The family doctor used penicilin to save his life in January, 1947 only to be the one to pronounce him dead in mid April when the drunk driver killed him! So, I have had so many unhappy birthdays as my second birthday was 3 weeks after he died. I sometimes wonder if my psyche will ever really recover from that? But while it did affect me in many ways that were difficult, it also has given me a completely different perspective of life! Enough of my maudlin remarks! I think I am going to do what I got up at 3am to try to do and that is to find the address for my medieval history professor and write him a letter telling him how much I still use in my every day life from all of those classes (you guys sometimes may get some part of that --- he's the one who first introduced me to the Oxford English Dictionary, so if you ever see a word that you don't understand, you can blame it on Dr. Lon Shelby.) Oh, and by the way, for those of you Texans, he is a native of there also. He got his Bachelor's degree at Baylor with every intention of becoming a Baptist preacher (he would have been a hell fire and brim stone one who pounded on the pulpit and jumped up and down most Sundays!) But unfortunately for the Southern Baptists, his professors at Baylor told him not to read this and not to read that, and as with many of us; that's is exactly what he did! And that meant that I got the benefit of his ablities in the class room! > > Crap! Crap! Crap! > > Sneaky Crap! > > Rapid Fire Crap! > > More Crap! > > Less Crap! > > Just the right Crap! > > Crap! in the morning, Crap! in the evening, Crap! at supper time. > > Missing Crap! > > Found the Crap! > > Slap the Crap! > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 > he talked about 's laugh --- it was much like > a " cackle " A cackle like,... " I'll get you myyyyy pretty...and your little dog too!!! " " How about some fire..scarecrow!!! " Eeeehhh-Heh-heh-heh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 This entire thread is brought to you by the makers of Sleep Deprivation. That's right,..Sleep Deprivation! Nothing to swallow, smoke, or shoot up. Just stay up 'til you can't stay up any more, then stay up a little more. (Insert Happy-Happy-Joy-Joy song here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 - I know what you mean. It was about 4am. before I slept, and I suppose it was from just passing out. I'm so sorry the sleepless nights are there for you as well. Not fun by any means. Soft Hugs.. > > This entire thread is brought to you by the makers of Sleep Deprivation. > > That's right,..Sleep Deprivation! > > Nothing to swallow, smoke, or shoot up. > > Just stay up 'til you can't stay up any more, then stay up a little > more. (Insert Happy-Happy-Joy-Joy song here) > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 CRAP! I am so glad that we communicate in a community where we can say CRAP-CRAP-CRAP-if we want to. I have been in some other forums where restrictions on lanuage were so extreme that Honey (who used to work as a Vet tech) was required to replace the word " shit " with the phrase " Use the bathroom " after one of the moderators read the post about how to care for newborn kittens. Luckily we both have some sence of humor left and replied " How does the kitten flush the toilet? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 You ever see .. ah wwhat was that movie.. Was it Meet the Fockers? The dad was the ex FBI agent or whatever and he had his cat trained to flush the toilet. like that!!! Lolol.. Jk of course. Ive been in communities like that, and let me tell you.. i have a clean mouth most of the time due to habit, i have kids etc and cleaned it up due to that but.. i do slip on occasion esp on bad days. I AM married to a sailor after all! > CRAP! > I am so glad that we communicate in a community where we can say > CRAP-CRAP-CRAP-if > we want to. I have been in some other forums where restrictions on > lanuage were so > extreme that Honey (who used to work as a Vet tech) was required to > replace the word > " shit " with the phrase " Use the bathroom " after one of the > moderators read the post about > how to care for newborn kittens. Luckily we both have some sence of > humor left and > replied " How does the kitten flush the toilet? " > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 I adored Meet the Fockers....it is my favorite no brainer movie!!!!! Linde Re: Re: The Crap! Meter You ever see .. ah wwhat was that movie.. Was it Meet the Fockers? The dad was the ex FBI agent or whatever and he had his cat trained to flush the toilet. like that!!! Lolol.. Jk of course. Ive been in communities like that, and let me tell you.. i have a clean mouth most of the time due to habit, i have kids etc and cleaned it up due to that but.. i do slip on occasion esp on bad days. I AM married to a sailor after all! > CRAP! > I am so glad that we communicate in a community where we can say > CRAP-CRAP-CRAP-if > we want to. I have been in some other forums where restrictions on > lanuage were so > extreme that Honey (who used to work as a Vet tech) was required to > replace the word > " shit " with the phrase " Use the bathroom " after one of the > moderators read the post about > how to care for newborn kittens. Luckily we both have some sence of > humor left and > replied " How does the kitten flush the toilet? " > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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