Latest Transmission From Mothership

[Guest guest]

DISARM IMMEDIATELY. Redirect positioning of photon torpedoes or face immediate

and

permenant off-line status. We have been monitoring your communications. Your

people,

the fibromites, appear to have more intelligence and humor than we previously

anticipated. You have figured out that it is a good idea to stay away from the

aspartame-

we were using your puny planet as a dumping ground for that stuff. We didn't

think you'd

ever figure it out. As for the Lyrica- you will have to take up that issue

about the

microchips with the great VORG. Quite frankly we are so scared of Vorg we pee

our pants

at every encounter.LIVE LONG AND PROSPER.

PS. Listen to the plant lady.