TV Commercials - The Flip Side

[Guest guest]

I was thinking to myself about TV commercials and the pitch they

give, and about flipping the message around to see what it might say:

Maximum Strength:

But what if I just needed minimum strength? Isn't there anything on

the market with trace amounts of relief?

Safe Gentle Overnight Relief:

How about hazzardous forceful immediate over a long period of time

relief? Nobody makes anything like that, maybe I could corner the

market on this one.

Easy To Use:

No I've already had 10 easy to use products in a row,..and by golly

I'm ready for a difficult one!

This Product May Not Be Safe for Everybody:

Hey, I'm ordering right now to see if I'm one of the unsafe people!

Introducing The New ____________.

No,....I want the old one.

Safe & Effective:

Thanks, I'll stick with my dangerous and ineffective product.

You Can't Buy a Stronger Pain Reliever:

The guy down on the street corner says different.