Re: Shopping With the Wife

[Guest guest]

number one....don't make me come over there and slap you....I hate the term " the

wife " !!!!!!!!!!!!! And, I'm sorry for your expedition....you would like shopping

with me...in and out...I shope like a guy....no looking around the same pile of

stuff for an hour!!!!

Shopping With the Wife

Shopping with the Mrs. is an event in itself.

We go to the clothes rack, not the size that fits her, but the " I just

want to look rack " . (Jr Ms)

Every single article of clothing on the rack has to be taken down and

scrutinized. And when she gets to the end of the rack,...it's time for

round 2. Another look-look-look around the same rack.

Then comes the question every man dreads,... " What do you think of this

one? " .

" It's nice I answer "

" Oh, it's ugly fires back my wife! "

(Personal note - If she thought it was ugly, why ask my opinion?)

Then we continue on shopping like it's a mission from God.

4 or 5 hours later I discover what the handle on the shopping cart is

really for, not to push the cart but for the man to lay his forehead

on when he's had enough.

Cecil B. DeMille would of had his cameras rolling had he known that

my we were out shopping to catch this epic moment on film.

[Guest guest]

I looked over my post carefully and did not see " the Wife " anywhere, I

typed " the Mrs " and " my Wife " , I don't believe I have ever used the

tag phrase " the Wife " in my entire life. It's a scoffing term usually

accompanied by a nasal snort.

Slapping a man with a beard is like slapping a porcupine, it'll most

likely hurt you more than me. And you may have difficulty removing

your impaled hand.

The last time someone slapped me felt like a fly landing on the side

of my face.

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> number one....don't make me come over there and slap you....I hate

the term " the wife " !!!!!!!!!!!!! And, I'm sorry for your

expedition....you would like shopping with me...in and out...I shope

like a guy....no looking around the same pile of stuff for an hour!!!!

> Shopping With the Wife

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> Shopping with the Mrs. is an event in itself.

>

> We go to the clothes rack, not the size that fits her, but the " I just

> want to look rack " . (Jr Ms)

>

> Every single article of clothing on the rack has to be taken down and

> scrutinized. And when she gets to the end of the rack,...it's time for

> round 2. Another look-look-look around the same rack.

>

> Then comes the question every man dreads,... " What do you think of this

> one? " .

>

> " It's nice I answer "

>

> " Oh, it's ugly fires back my wife! "

>

> (Personal note - If she thought it was ugly, why ask my opinion?)

>

> Then we continue on shopping like it's a mission from God.

>

> 4 or 5 hours later I discover what the handle on the shopping cart is

> really for, not to push the cart but for the man to lay his forehead

> on when he's had enough.

>

> Cecil B. DeMille would of had his cameras rolling had he known that

> my we were out shopping to catch this epic moment on film.

>

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[Guest guest]

okay, sorry....I wouldn't really have done it anyway, you're too nice....

Shopping With the Wife

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> Shopping with the Mrs. is an event in itself.

>

> We go to the clothes rack, not the size that fits her, but the " I just

> want to look rack " . (Jr Ms)

>

> Every single article of clothing on the rack has to be taken down and

> scrutinized. And when she gets to the end of the rack,...it's time for

> round 2. Another look-look-look around the same rack.

>

> Then comes the question every man dreads,... " What do you think of this

> one? " .

>

> " It's nice I answer "

>

> " Oh, it's ugly fires back my wife! "

>

> (Personal note - If she thought it was ugly, why ask my opinion?)

>

> Then we continue on shopping like it's a mission from God.

>

> 4 or 5 hours later I discover what the handle on the shopping cart is

> really for, not to push the cart but for the man to lay his forehead

> on when he's had enough.

>

> Cecil B. DeMille would of had his cameras rolling had he known that

> my we were out shopping to catch this epic moment on film.

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