Re: Sick and feeling sorry for myself- Please send CHOCOLATE!/Mothership

[Guest guest]

Hey, hi, Everyone

The whole " Mothership " theme goes back to childhood. I was teated so differant

from

other kids I felt like I was not quite human. I first suspected that there was

an alien

connection when I heard some of my moms hippie friends tripping out about UFOs.

By the

time the 70's came along and I discovered the Funkadelic-

finger-likin-habit-formin'

Clinton, Murmering " do not adjust your radio set, there is nothing wrong.

we have

interupted your program to bring you this special broadcast, coming to you

directly from

the Mothership- we wil return you to it as soon as you are groovy... Whatever

part of your

body that hurts, lay it on the radioset, if you got arthritis, rheumatism or

migraine....Funk

not only moves, it can remove " So of course when I heard that I Knew that the

mothership

had switched me for some human infant and would come back for me and heal me as

soon as I got groovy. Every once in a while I send out a distress call, but they

dont answer.

Think they woulda given a kid a break and at leastleft me with some kind of GPS

or rescue

beacon. Maybe I'm just not GROOVY enough yet.

As for chocolate. I Love it. But if the Seratonin thing is going on I should be

careful cause

too much seratonin makes be clinicaly psychotic.

Feeling a little better tonight but going back to bed soon,

Cassandra

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> >

> > PS: I did send out a distress call to the mothership when i was

> > delerious with fever. they

> > did not respond. Maybe they lost my phone number.

> >

>

> Is that an opinion or a type of spaceship? ;D ;D

>

> I understand about the chocolate. I tried going on generic Voltaren

> for over a month, and the past couple of weeks, have noticed that

> I've been eating every bit of chocolate I could get my grubby little

> paws on. This is an old trick of mine - a form of self-medicating

> for the pain, because chocolate contains a seretonin-like substance.