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We have so much trouble with doctors, I thought we all might enjoy the

following.

Let Me Tell You About My Doctor. He is very good.

If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in

again.

He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he

realized she was Chinese.

Another time he gave a patient 6 months to live. At the end of the 6

months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him

another 6 months.

While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said, " Doctor, there

is a man here who thinks he is invisible. " The doctor said, " Tell him

I can't see him. "

Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, " Doctor, my

son just swallowed a roll of film. " The doctor calmly replied, " Let's

just wait and see what develops. "

One patient came in and said, " Doctor, I have a serious memory

problem. " The doctor asked, " When did it start? " The man replied,

" When did what start ? "

I remember once I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His

advice: " Don't answer it. "

My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.

One said to him, " Doctor, I think I'm a bell. " The doctor gave him

some pills and said, " Here, take these, and if they don't work, give

me a ring. "

Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards.

The doctor simply said, " Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later. "

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop

going to those places.

But doctors can be so frustrating.

You wait a month and a half for an appointment. Then he says, " I wish

you had come to me sooner. "

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Oh, my gosh those were funny. I actually laughed out loud. After a

ruff day dealing with a doctor who doesn't think your ferritan should

be much above 22 and cares whether I'm going to pay for blood work or

whether insurance is, I needed that.

> We have so much trouble with doctors, I thought we all might enjoy

the following.

>

>

>

> Let Me Tell You About My Doctor. He is very good.

>

> If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in

> again.

>

> He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he

> realized she was Chinese.

>

> Another time he gave a patient 6 months to live. At the end of the 6

> months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him

> another 6 months.

>

> While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said, " Doctor, there

> is a man here who thinks he is invisible. " The doctor said, " Tell him

> I can't see him. "

>

> Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, " Doctor, my

> son just swallowed a roll of film. " The doctor calmly replied, " Let's

> just wait and see what develops. "

>

> One patient came in and said, " Doctor, I have a serious memory

> problem. " The doctor asked, " When did it start? " The man replied,

> " When did what start ? "

>

> I remember once I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His

> advice: " Don't answer it. "

>

> My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.

>

> One said to him, " Doctor, I think I'm a bell. " The doctor gave him

> some pills and said, " Here, take these, and if they don't work, give

> me a ring. "

>

> Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards.

> The doctor simply said, " Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later. "

>

> When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop

> going to those places.

>

> But doctors can be so frustrating.

>

> You wait a month and a half for an appointment. Then he says, " I wish

> you had come to me sooner. "

>

>

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