Guest guest Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 We have so much trouble with doctors, I thought we all might enjoy the following. Let Me Tell You About My Doctor. He is very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in again. He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized she was Chinese. Another time he gave a patient 6 months to live. At the end of the 6 months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him another 6 months. While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said, " Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he is invisible. " The doctor said, " Tell him I can't see him. " Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, " Doctor, my son just swallowed a roll of film. " The doctor calmly replied, " Let's just wait and see what develops. " One patient came in and said, " Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. " The doctor asked, " When did it start? " The man replied, " When did what start ? " I remember once I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His advice: " Don't answer it. " My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him, " Doctor, I think I'm a bell. " The doctor gave him some pills and said, " Here, take these, and if they don't work, give me a ring. " Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. The doctor simply said, " Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later. " When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop going to those places. But doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an appointment. Then he says, " I wish you had come to me sooner. " ==================================================== Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Oh, my gosh those were funny. I actually laughed out loud. After a ruff day dealing with a doctor who doesn't think your ferritan should be much above 22 and cares whether I'm going to pay for blood work or whether insurance is, I needed that. > We have so much trouble with doctors, I thought we all might enjoy the following. > > > > Let Me Tell You About My Doctor. He is very good. > > If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in > again. > > He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he > realized she was Chinese. > > Another time he gave a patient 6 months to live. At the end of the 6 > months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him > another 6 months. > > While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said, " Doctor, there > is a man here who thinks he is invisible. " The doctor said, " Tell him > I can't see him. " > > Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, " Doctor, my > son just swallowed a roll of film. " The doctor calmly replied, " Let's > just wait and see what develops. " > > One patient came in and said, " Doctor, I have a serious memory > problem. " The doctor asked, " When did it start? " The man replied, > " When did what start ? " > > I remember once I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His > advice: " Don't answer it. " > > My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. > > One said to him, " Doctor, I think I'm a bell. " The doctor gave him > some pills and said, " Here, take these, and if they don't work, give > me a ring. " > > Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. > The doctor simply said, " Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later. " > > When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop > going to those places. > > But doctors can be so frustrating. > > You wait a month and a half for an appointment. Then he says, " I wish > you had come to me sooner. " > > > ==================================================== > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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