Guest guest Posted October 8, 1999 Report Share Posted October 8, 1999 Thought this was kinda funny...... Grounds for Divorce A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, " What are the grounds for your divorce? " She replied, " About four acres and nice little home in the middle of theproperty with a stream running by. " " No, " he said, " I mean what is the foundation of this case? " " It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, " she responded. " I mean, " he continued, " What are your relations like? " " I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents. " He said, " Do you have a real grudge? " " No, " she replied, " We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one. " " Please, " he tried again, " is there any infidelity in your marriage? " " Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is 'yes'. " " Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up? " " Yes, " she responded, " about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do. " Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, " Lady, why do you want a divorce? " " Oh, I don't want a divorce, " she replied. " I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 9, 1999 Report Share Posted October 9, 1999 funnnnnnnny funny > > >Thought this was kinda funny...... > > >Grounds for Divorce > >A judge was interviewing a woman >regarding her pending divorce, and >asked, " What are the grounds for your divorce? " >She replied, " About four acres and nice little home in the middle of >theproperty with a stream running by. " > > " No, " he said, " I mean what is the foundation of this case? " > > " It is made of concrete, brick and > mortar, " she responded. > > " I mean, " he continued, " What are your relations like? " > > " I have an aunt and uncle living here >in town, and so do my husband's parents. " > > He said, " Do you have a real grudge? " > > " No, " she replied, " We have a two-car > carport and have never really needed one. " > > " Please, " he tried again, " is there any infidelity in your > marriage? " > > " Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't >necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is >'yes'. " > > " Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up? " > > " Yes, " she responded, " about twice a week he gets up earlier > than I do. " > > Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, " Lady, why do you > want a divorce? " > > " Oh, I don't want a divorce, " she replied. " I've never wanted a > divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with > me. " > >>Big and Beutiful is a state of mind, Never let anyone tell you different. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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