Fwd: [Sugarshakers] Fwd:O/T Only in America

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A lady from another list I'm on sent this and I wanted to share it with yall

cuz it's so true---LOL!

My daughter sent me this, I thought it was hilarious.

Nanny/Faye

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><< Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an

> >> ambulance...

> >> >

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a

> >skating

> >> > rink...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do we award someone $3,000,000 for spilling hot

> coffee

> >> > in their own lap...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do we have labels on baby strollers to remind

> people

> >to

> >> > remove the baby before folding up the stroller...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the

> >> > back of the store to get their prescriptions....

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries,

> >> > and a diet coke...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do banks leave all the doors open and then chain

> the

> >> > pens to the counters...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the

> >> > driveway and leave useless junk in the garage...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and

> then

> >> > have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want

> to

> >> > talk to in the first place...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in

> >> > packages of eight...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do we use the word " politics " to describe the

> process

> >> > so well: " Poli " in Latin meaning " many " and " tics " meaning

> " bloodsucking

> >> > creatures " ...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille

> >lettering!

> >>

>

>>

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Only in America

><< Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an

> >> ambulance...

> >> >

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a

> >skating

> >> > rink...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do we award someone $3,000,000 for spilling hot

> coffee

> >> > in their own lap...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do we have labels on baby strollers to remind

> people

> >to

> >> > remove the baby before folding up the stroller...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the

> >> > back of the store to get their prescriptions....

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries,

> >> > and a diet coke...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do banks leave all the doors open and then chain

> the

> >> > pens to the counters...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the

> >> > driveway and leave useless junk in the garage...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and

> then

> >> > have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want

> to

> >> > talk to in the first place...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in

> >> > packages of eight...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America...do we use the word " politics " to describe the

> process

> >> > so well: " Poli " in Latin meaning " many " and " tics " meaning

> " bloodsucking

> >> > creatures " ...

> >> >

> >> > Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille

> >lettering!

> >>

>