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In a message dated 11/10/99 8:57:30 PM Eastern Standard Time, jokes@...

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For everyone who's down in the mouth today, here's about.com's joke of the

day.

Sue

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How the Media Would Handle the End of the World

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD.

Wall Street Journal: Dow Plummets as World Ends.

National Enquirer: O.J. and , Together Again.

Inc. Magazine: 10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse.

Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour.

Sports Illustrated: Game Over.

Playboy: Girls of the Apocalypse.

Ladies' Home Journal: Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New

" Armageddon " Diet!

TV Guide: Death and Damnation: Nielsen Ratings Soar!

Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect

the way we view the

cosmos?

Microsoft Systems Journal: Netscape Loses Market Share.

Microsoft's Web Site: If you don't experience the rapture, DOWNLOAD software

patch RAPT777.EXE.

America Online: System temporarily down. Try calling back in 15 minutes.

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ABOUT.COM JOKE OF THE DAY

Tuesday, November 9, 1999

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How the Media Would Handle the End of the World

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD.

Wall Street Journal: Dow Plummets as World Ends.

National Enquirer: O.J. and , Together Again.

Inc. Magazine: 10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse.

Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour.

Sports Illustrated: Game Over.

Playboy: Girls of the Apocalypse.

Ladies' Home Journal: Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New " Armageddon "

Diet!

TV Guide: Death and Damnation: Nielsen Ratings Soar!

Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the

way we view the

cosmos?

Microsoft Systems Journal: Netscape Loses Market Share.

Microsoft's Web Site: If you don't experience the rapture, DOWNLOAD software

patch RAPT777.EXE.

America Online: System temporarily down. Try calling back in 15 minutes.

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