Guest guest Posted October 19, 1999 Report Share Posted October 19, 1999 Group, Hope you like this one. > My Resignation >=20 > > I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have > > decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 5 year old > > again. > > > > I want to go to Mc's and think that it's a four star = restaurant. > I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples in a = pond > with rocks. > > > > I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. > > > > I want to lie under a big oak tree and watch the ants march up its > > trunk. > > > > I want to run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's = day. > > I want to think a quarter is worth more than a dollar bill cause its > > prettier and weighs more. > > > > I want to go fishing and care more about catching the minnows along > > the shore than the big bass in the lake. > > > > I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew > > were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes... > > > > When I didn't know what I know now...! > > When all I knew was to be happy because > > > > I was blissfully unaware of all the things that should make me = worried. > > > > I want to believe that everyone is safe in Churches, schools and in > > hospitals. > > > > I want to think the world is fair. > > > > I want to think that everyone is honest and good. I want to believe > > that anything is possible. > > > > I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly > > excited by the little things again. > > > > I want to live simple............ yea.......simple again.....! > > > > I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of > > paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month = than > > there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and the = loss > of loved ones. > > > > I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, > > dreams, the imagination, Santa, the Tooth Fairy, a kiss that makes a > boo boo go away, making angels in the snow and that my dad and Jesus = are > the strongest people in the world. > > So.....here's my checkbook and my car-keys, my credit cards and the > > bills too, my 401K statements, my stocks & bonds, my collections, my > > insurance premiums, my job, my house and the payments too, my e-mail > > address, pager, cell phone, computer, and watch. > > > > I am officially resigning from adulthood. > > > > And if you want to discuss this with me further, you'll have to = catch > > me first, because.............. > > > > " Tag! " ... " You're it!!! " > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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