Guest guest Posted October 18, 1998 Report Share Posted October 18, 1998 To a Pooler and Greene and their families, I want to say that I have you in my thoughts, I realize that your father passed away one year ago today. May you have gotten through this day, with the good remembrances of your father and not the disease. My heart goes out to you. Sincerely, Robin Hawkins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 7, 2001 Report Share Posted April 7, 2001 Sent: Thursday, March 29, 2001 10:46 PM Subject: Condolences An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Irene asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Irene," said Mr. Goldstein, "my penis died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences. The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his penis hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Irene. "Mr. Goldstein!" she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like this. Please put your penis back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Irene," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my penis died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Irene. "Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 7, 2001 Report Share Posted April 7, 2001 Sent: Thursday, March 29, 2001 10:46 PM Subject: Condolences An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Irene asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Irene," said Mr. Goldstein, "my penis died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences. The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his penis hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Irene. "Mr. Goldstein!" she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like this. Please put your penis back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Irene," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my penis died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Irene. "Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 7, 2001 Report Share Posted April 7, 2001 Sent: Thursday, March 29, 2001 10:46 PM Subject: Condolences An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Irene asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Irene," said Mr. Goldstein, "my penis died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences. The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his penis hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Irene. "Mr. Goldstein!" she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like this. Please put your penis back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Irene," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my penis died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Irene. "Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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