Guest guest Posted March 17, 1999 Report Share Posted March 17, 1999 EUREKA EUREKA I'VE FOUND IT - while twitching up a storm in my dentists chair during a most pleasant root canal he said and i quote: 'jack i see you have restless leg syndrome - tonight while enduring all of the pain from this procedure and of course twitching and spasming from rls why don't you place a tube of toothpaste and 30 yards of dental floss under your pillow. i guarantee the best nights sleep you've ever had' i'll report the results tomorrow should i live until then. JACK heatwave in western nys (55 degrees!!!!!!) http://www.frontiernet.net/~goviers/webpage.html updated 3/6/99. Visit our " NEW " St. 's Day O'Page!!! On the Internet, nobody knows you're a cat. The total sum of the world's IQ is constant. If the population is increasing, then intelligence is ... A little village of Trids (like Smurfs only green) had built their water well on the top of a hill. An evil troll took over the hill and wouldn't let the Trids get any water. Every Trid that went up the hill was kicked down by the troll. Frustrated, the Trids asked the local Rabbi for help. He climbed the hill and got the water with any trouble from the troll. When he went back up the hill he asked the troll why he had not kicked him down the hill. The troll replied, " Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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