non-rls (are you 'normal'???)

[Guest guest]

Are You Normal?

>AROUND THE HOUSE

>21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.

>Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their

>husbands to do it correctly.

>40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.

>HABITS

>58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.

>3 out of 4 of us store our dollar bills in rigid order with singles

>leading up to higher denominations.

>50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid

>the high prices of snack foods.

>39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet.

>17% have been caught by the host.

>81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants.

>29% of us ignore RSVP.

>35% give to charity at least once a month.

>71.6% of us eavesdrop.

>FOOD

>69% eat the cake before the frosting.

>When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.

>Snickers is the most popular candy.

>22% of us skip lunch daily.

>9% of us skip breakfast daily.

>66% of us eat cereal regularly.

>22% of all restaurant meals include french fries.

>14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.

>HYGIENE

>22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.

>Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.

>Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair.

>53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.

>58% of women paint their nails regularly.

>33% of women lie about their weight.

>30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.

>54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.

>23.5% admit they don't always flush.

>46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've used

>the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up.

>DRIVING

>4 out of 5 sing in the car.

>12% of men never use their car blinkers.

>45% of us consistently follow the speed limit. (This is hard to

>believe. Get on a highway and go the exact speed limit. Are 45% of

>the people not passing you? I doubt it)

>2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.

>1/3 of us don't wear seat belts.

>71% can drive a stick shift car.

>44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them.

>WHAT WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING

>13% of us admit to occasionally doing our offspring's homework.

>91% of us lie regularly.

>27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz.

>RELIGION

>90% believe in divine retribution.

>10% believe in the 10 Commandments.

>82% believe in an afterlife.

>45% believe in ghosts.

>10% of us claim to have seen a ghost. (Not Counting Casper)

>49% believe in ESP.

>DAILY LIVING

>90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.

>53% read their horoscopes regularly.

>16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men).

>59% of us say we're average looking.

>Less than 10% are trilingual.

>37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.

>53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.

>44% reuse tinfoil.

>57% save pretty gift paper to reuse.

>66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken

>credit for doing it from scratch.

>53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers.

>51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.

>On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.

> 20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.

>LOVE

>2 out of 5 have married their first love.

>Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.

>1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.

>6% propose over the phone.

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[Guest guest]

Only 10% believe in the Ten Commandments?

That's a VERY SAD statement. No wonder we

have no morals or values left in this country. No wonder we do not value

human life. Are we raising children in a country where there is no right

or wrong ?

Count me in on not making the bed. I have better things to do. Let's see

now -- more people make their bed than believe in The Ten

commandments. WOW !!!