Re: A COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE

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> Some words of wisdom you may enjoy!

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> > > Don't squat with your spurs on.

> > >

> > > Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.

> > >

> > > Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

> > >

> > > The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder

> > > it gets, the harder it is to swaller.

> > >

> > > If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop

> diggin'.

> > >

> > > If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.

> > >

> > > It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

> > >

> > > The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal

> > > with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.

> > >

> > > Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

> > >

> > > If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try

> > > orderin' somebody else's dog around.

> > >

> > > Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth

> > > is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

> > >

> > > Always drink upstream from the herd.

> > >

> > > Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.

> > >

> > > Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely

> > > different propositions.

> > >

> > > If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now

> > > and then to make sure it's still there with ya.

> > >

> > > Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes

> > > from bad judgment.

> > >

> > > When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to

> > > a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

> > >

> > > When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it

> > > thrown around by somebody else.

> > >

> > > Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin'

> it back.

> > >

> > > Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not

> > > so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know

> > > what it was.

> > >

> > > The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and

> > > put it back into your pocket.

> > >

> > > Never miss a good chance to shut up.

> > >

> > > ** Cowboy unknown

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