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>>> The game rule here is that I would like to see actual found wisdom

>>>from

>>> real bathroom walls. No fair if you wrote it yourself. A roll of

>>>toilet

>>> paper to the best submission.

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>>>

>>> RESTROOM SIGNS:

>>>

>>> Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.

>>> -Women's restroom,

>>> Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

>>>

>>> The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.

>>> -Women's restroom, 's, Champaign, IL

>>>

>>> Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

>>> -Men's restroom, 's, Champaign, IL

>>>

>>> If you can piss this high, join the fire department.

>>> (On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet.)

>>> -O''s Irish Pub. Ashland, OR.

>>>

>>> Beauty is only a light switch away.

>>> -Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, NC.

>>>

>>> I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.

>>> -Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, MA.

>>>

>>> If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's

>>> all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.

>>> -Armand's Pizza. Washington, DC.

>>>

>>> Remember, it's not, " How high are you? " it's " Hi, how are you? "

>>> -Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.

>>>

>>> God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?

>>> -The IrishTimes.

>>> Washington, DC.

>>>

>>> Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

>>> -The Bayou,

>>> Baton Rouge, LA.

>>>

>>> No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of

>>> putting up with her shit.

>>> -Men's Room, 's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, NC.

>>>

>>> To do is to be. -Descartes

>>> To be is to do. -Voltaire

>>> Do be do be do. - Sinatra

>>> -Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. sdale, AZ.

>>>

>>> At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

>>> -Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ.

>>>

>>> It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

>>> -Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, AZ.

>>>

>>> Make love, not war.

>>> Hell, do both, get married!

>>> -Women's restroom,

>>> The Filling Station. Bozeman, MT.

>>>

>>> God is dead. -Nietzsche

>>> Nietzsche is dead. -God

>>> -The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, DC.

>>>

>>> If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

>>> -Revolution Books. New York, NY.

>>>

>>> A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going

>to

>>> have trouble with it.

>>> -Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas,TX.

>>>

>>> JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?

>>> -Men's restroom, American University. Washington, DC.

>>>

>>> If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

>>> Congress!

>>> -Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, DC.

>>>

>>> Express Lane: Five beers or less

>>> -Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's. Phoenix, AZ.

>>>

>>> You're too good for him.

>>> -Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's. Beverly

>>>Hills, CA.

>>>

>>> No wonder you always go home alone.

>>> -Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's.

>>> Beverly Hills, CA.

>>>

>>>--------- End forwarded message ----------

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