rls and yet another cure???

March 18, 1999

in a never ending quest to discover the cure for our common malady i've

decided to make the ultimate sacrifice - one week from today i'm getting

married to a woman (the woman is sue by the way) who assures me that

marriage to her will end any twitches and spasms i may have and a complete

sense of calmness will envelope my entire body forever more. we've also

decided to sleep the night away in separate bedrooms since a few years ago

when she said 'jack please sleep with me tonight' and i said 'you mean the

entire night!!!!!!!!???????' and she said 'yes my dear' and a few hours

later she woke me up to ask me if i knew that i'd hit her on the head a few

times and my legs had tossed her off the bed onto the floor. ahhhhhhhhh

i've a feeling that this will be a marriage made in heaven.

JACK

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