Guest guest Posted February 24, 1999 Report Share Posted February 24, 1999 Jeanne: I woke up at 5:00 a.m. this morning - not RLS but with a nasty cold (again). Came down here to read my emails and happened upon your bumper stickers!!!!! What a way to brighten an already miserable day. I loved many of them - I'm just not brave enough to drive around with one of them on my car. " 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? " That one made me actually laugh out loud! Thanks, Jeanne Tina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 24, 1999 Report Share Posted February 24, 1999 Jeanne: I woke up at 5:00 a.m. this morning - not RLS but with a nasty cold (again). Came down here to read my emails and happened upon your bumper stickers!!!!! What a way to brighten an already miserable day. I loved many of them - I'm just not brave enough to drive around with one of them on my car. " 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? " That one made me actually laugh out loud! Thanks, Jeanne Tina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 24, 1999 Report Share Posted February 24, 1999 Jeanne: I woke up at 5:00 a.m. this morning - not RLS but with a nasty cold (again). Came down here to read my emails and happened upon your bumper stickers!!!!! What a way to brighten an already miserable day. I loved many of them - I'm just not brave enough to drive around with one of them on my car. " 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? " That one made me actually laugh out loud! Thanks, Jeanne Tina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 6, 1999 Report Share Posted March 6, 1999 These are from the wild country..... N.Y. ™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™ Bumper Stickers: Keep honking while I reload. 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park. EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Support Cannibalism - EAT ME! Jack Kevorkian for White House physician. God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit. I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way. Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either! Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G? Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot. Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes. Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings. Just say " no! " to sex with pro-lifers. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that. Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian! Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy. .. Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them! .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.