Guest guest Posted March 29, 1999 Report Share Posted March 29, 1999 Subject: Daffynitions Antelope: How she married my Uncle. Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at Mc's. Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney: Where some hemlines fall. Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage. Bottom: What the shopper did when she found the shoes that she wanted. Bucktooth: The going rate for the tooth fairy. Burglarize: What a crook sees with. Cantaloupe: When you are unable to run away to get married. Cartoonist: What you call your auto mechanic. Castanet: What they did to fill the role of ie Avalon's movie girlfriend. Celtics: What a parasite salesman does. Concerts: A breath mint for inmates. Consist: A growth on an inmate. Content: A fabric shelter for inmates. Control: A short, ugly inmate. Convent: How inmates get air conditioning. Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. Crestfallen: Dropped toothpaste. Cross-eyed Teacher: A teacher that loses control over his or her pupils. Decrease: De fold in de pants. Demote: What de king put around de castle. Despise: De persons who work for da CIA. Detention: What causes de stress. Dioxin: What you say before you kill a herd of buffalo-like cattle. Dreadlocks: the fear of opening the dead-bolt. PLEASE LOOK AT OUR APRIL FOOL'S DAY SOOPER DOOPER HOMEPAGE!!!!!!!!! NEW - homepage URL http://www.frontiernet.net/~goviers updated 3/21/99. On the Internet, nobody knows you're a cat. The total sum of the world's IQ is constant. If the population is increasing, then intelligence is ... " Millions yearn for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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