Guest guest Posted March 7, 2000 Report Share Posted March 7, 2000 I couldn't resist sending this after hearing about 'becca's boost for self-esteem! A Magic Lamp A guy was walking along the beach one day and came across a lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it, and a genie popped out. The genie told him he would grant him three wishes. " First, " the guy began, " I'd like a million dollars. " POOF! A million dollars was suddenly showing on his checkbook balance. " Second, " he continued, " I'd like a new Mercedes. " POOF! A Mercedes appeared right in front of him. " Third, " the guy smirked, " I'd like to be irresistible to women. " POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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