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Hi:

I'm nor sure I sent these or not, but they're worth reading if not.

Love Joanne

> > A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the

> preacher

> > was standing at the door as he always was to shake hands. He

grabbed

> my

> > friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him,

" You =

> > need to join the Army of the Lord! "

> > My friend replied, " I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor. "

> > Pastor questioned, " How come I don't see you except at Christmas and

> > Easter? "

> > He whispered back, " I'm in the secret service. "

> >

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,

> who

> > was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father

> took

> > him

> > to his study and said to him, " I'll make a deal with you. You bring

> your

> > grades up, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll

> talk

> > about

> > it. " After about a month the boy came back and again asked his

father

> if

> > they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's

> study

> > where his father said, " Son, I've been real proud of you. You've

> brought

> > your grades up, you've studied your Bible diligently, but you didn't

> get

> > your hair cut! "

> > The young man waited a moment and replied, " You know Dad, I've been

> > thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long

> hair,

> > Noah had

> > long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.... "

> > To which his father replied, " Yes, and they walked everywhere they

> went! "

>

>

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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to

change the things I can; and the wisdom to know the difference