Guest guest Posted February 19, 1999 Report Share Posted February 19, 1999 -> >Subject: Chicken Joke > > > >Why did the chicken cross the road? > >Pat Buchanan: > >To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. > >--------------------------------------------- > >Louis Farrakhan: > >The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the > > " black man " in order to trample him and keep him down. > > --------------------------------------------- > >The Bible: > >And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, " Thou > >shalt cross the road. " > >And the > >>chicken crossed the road, and there was much > >rejoicing. > > --------------------------------------------- > >Colonel : > >I missed one? > > > >--------------------------------------------- > >L.A. Police Department: > >Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out. > > --------------------------------------------- > > M. Nixon: > >The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the > >road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens. > >--------------------------------------------- > >Dr. Seuss: > >Did the chicken cross the road? > >Did he cross it with a toad? > >Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! > >--------------------------------------------- > >Ernest Hemingway: > >To die. In the rain. > > --------------------------------------------- > > Luther King, Jr.: > >I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without > >having their motives called into question. > >--------------------------------------------- > >Grandpa: > >In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us > >that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. > >--------------------------------------------- > >.Aristotle: > >.It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. > >.--------------------------------------------- > >.Karl Marx: > >.It was an historical inevitability. > >.--------------------------------------------- > >.Saddam Hussein: > >.This was an unprovoked act of rebellion .and we were quite justified in > >dropping 50 tons .of nerve gas on it. > >.--------------------------------------------- > >. Reagan: > >.What chicken? > >.--------------------------------------------- > >.Captain T. Kirk: > >.To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. > >.--------------------------------------------- > >.Fox Mulder: > >.You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. .How many more chickens > have > >to cross before you .believe it? > >.--------------------------------------------- > >.Machiavelli: > >.The point is that the chicken crossed the road. .Who cares why? The end > of > >crossing the road .justifies whatever motive there was. > > --------------------------------------------- > >Freud: > >The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road > >reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. > >--------------------------------------------- > >Bill Gates: > >I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but > >will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check > >book-and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system. > > --------------------------------------------- > >Einstein: > >Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the > >chicken? > >--------------------------------------------- > >Bill Clinton: > >I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by Chicken? > >Could you define chicken please? > >> > > > > > > > > > == God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and the wisdom to know the difference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 9, 2001 Report Share Posted April 9, 2001 Dan, I loved it!!!! Best one yet!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 9, 2001 Report Share Posted April 9, 2001 Good one Dan!! Subject: Chicken Joke > > > > > > > > > > Subject: Fwd: Chicken Joke > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe the very best chicken joke ever: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning > >against > > > the the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its > >face. > > > > > > > > > > The egg, looking a bit miffed, grabs the sheet and rolls over and > >says > > > " Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question !!! " . > > > > > > > __ > > > > > DISCLAIMER!! > WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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