Re: FW:Joke, E-Mail Junkie

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> Subject: E-Mail Junkie

>

> >> You know you're an E-mail Junkie when ...

> >>

> >> 22. You get a sudden illness the day after your modem dies.

> >>

> >> 21. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

> >>

> >> 20. You tell the cab driver you live at

> >> " http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html. "

> >>

> >> 19. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you

> >> landscape.

> >>

> >> 18. You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, because

> >> they

> >> have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.

> >>

> >> 17. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

> >>

> >> 16. You check your mail. It says " no new messages. " So you check it

> >> again.

> >>

> >> 15. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.

> >>

> >> 14. Your cat has its own home page.

> >>

> >> 13. All of your friends have an @ in their names.

> >>

> >> 12. You start introducing yourself as " Doe at CSi dot com. "

> >>

> >> 11. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

> >>

> >> 10. You find yourself typing " com " after every period when using a word

> >> processor.com

> >>

> >> 9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You

> >> start to

> >> twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number.

> >> You

> >> try to hum to communicate with the modem... and you succeed.

> >>

> >> 8. You start using smileys in your snail mail. : )

> >>

> >> 7. You laugh at people with 14000-baud modems.

> >>

> >> 6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for

> >> the

> >> free Internet access.

> >>

> >> 5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap....and

> >> your

> >> child in the overhead compartment.

> >>

> >> 4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you

> >> just

> >> pulled the plug on a loved one.

> >>

> >> 3. You name your child Dotcom.

> >>

> >> 2. You get a tattoo that reads " This body best viewed with Netscape

> >> Navigator

> >> 3.0 or higher. "

> >>

> >> 1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your

> >> e-mail

> >> on the way back to bed.

> >>

> >>

> >