LAUGHTER------NOT RLS related

[Guest guest]

To the whole darn group:

I found the following today while surfing and just had to share.

I can only take so much football. Makes my legs twitch *smirk*.

Hope you all enjoy......and JODI, if you want me to stop doing

this, please tell me in private, so as not to embarrass me in

front of everybody:-) Thanks.

Susie

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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator.

If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for two

weeks.

The shortest distance between two point is how far apart they are.

Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface.

One one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

If there's one thing I can't stand it's intolerance.

The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

Prejudiced people are all alike.

What is the probability that something will happen according to the

odds?

Those who judge others will burn in Hell!

Exaggeration is not all it's cracked up to be.

Evil is not all bad.

I'm still not sure I understand ambiguity.

There's no such thing as nonexistence.

ation can only be reached if we work together.

He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.

I disagree with unanimity.

I have my doubts about disbelief.

Avoid Alliteration. Always.

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

One should never generalize.

Avoid cliches like the plague.

Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.

I always try to do things in chronological order.

A Plateau is the highest form of flattery.

I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not.

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than an understatement.

Death to all fanatics!

If you believe in telekenesis, raise my hand.

An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

It's Deja Vu all over again.

If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.

Don't be redundant by repeating yourself again.

I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my

life.

I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.

There are only three kinds of people; those who can count, and those who

can't.

" No officer, I do not wish to give up my right to remain silent! "