Non RLS: The Bridge To Hawaii

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>>>> The Bridge To Hawaii

>>>>

>>>> A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old

>>>> lamp.

>>>> He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said

>>>> " OK.

>>>> You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the fourth

>>>> time

>>>> this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can

>>>> forget

>>>> about three. You only get one wish! "

>>>>

>>>> The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, " I've always

>>>> wanted

>>>> to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could

you

>>>> build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit? " The

>>>> genie

>>>> laughed and said, " That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that!

>>>> How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of

>>>> how much

>>>> concrete...how much steel!! No, think of another wish. "

>>>>

>>>> The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he

>>>> said,

>>>> " I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that

I

>>>> don't care and that I'm not sensitive. So, I wish that I could

>>>> understand women...know how they feel inside and what they're thinking

>>>> when they give me the silent treatment...know why they're crying, know

>>>> what they really want when

>>>> they say 'nothing'...know how to make them truly happy... "

>>>>

>>>> The genie said, " You want that bridge two lanes or four? "

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