Guest guest Posted May 17, 1999 Report Share Posted May 17, 1999 >>>> The Bridge To Hawaii >>>> >>>> A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old >>>> lamp. >>>> He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said >>>> " OK. >>>> You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the fourth >>>> time >>>> this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can >>>> forget >>>> about three. You only get one wish! " >>>> >>>> The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, " I've always >>>> wanted >>>> to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you >>>> build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit? " The >>>> genie >>>> laughed and said, " That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! >>>> How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of >>>> how much >>>> concrete...how much steel!! No, think of another wish. " >>>> >>>> The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he >>>> said, >>>> " I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I >>>> don't care and that I'm not sensitive. So, I wish that I could >>>> understand women...know how they feel inside and what they're thinking >>>> when they give me the silent treatment...know why they're crying, know >>>> what they really want when >>>> they say 'nothing'...know how to make them truly happy... " >>>> >>>> The genie said, " You want that bridge two lanes or four? " >>>> >>> >>> >>> >> >> > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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