Fw: Heavenly pursuits: not RLS

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Good for a chuckle and the music is nice

Heavenly pursuits

>The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception

>committee, and after a whirlwind tour he is told that he can enjoy any of

>the myriad of recreations available.

>He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the

>Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the languages.

>After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins

>to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent

> " Easy Reading " to the original script. All of a sudden there is a scream in

>the library.

>The Angels come running in only to find the Pope huddled in his chair,

>crying to himself, and muttering, " An 'R'! The scribes left out the 'R'. "

>A particularly concerned Angel takes him aside, offering comfort, and asks

>him what the problem is and what does he mean. After collecting his wits,

>the Pope sobs again, " It's the letter 'R'. They left out the 'R'. The word

>was supposed to be CELEBRATE! "

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