Fw: brain transplant, still looking for the accident

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Forwarded with apologies (smirk,smirk) to the fellows (who are all good

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Subject: brain transplant, still looking for the accident

>The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.

> " Things don't look good. " The only chance is a brain transplant.

>This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that

>brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves. "

> " Well, how much does a brain cost? " asked the relatives.

> " For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000. "

>Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all

>the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually

smirked.

>But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, " Why the difference

in

>price between male brains and female brains? "

> " A standard pricing practice, " said the head of the team. " Women's

>brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used. "

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