Guest guest Posted March 17, 1999 Report Share Posted March 17, 1999 >I can just see myself----------. Forgive me if I've sent this before. > > >>An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. >>She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at >>them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she will >>if required.... so get out of the car. The 4 men didn't wait around for a >>second invitation but got out and ran like mad, where upon the lady >>proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into >>the drivers seat. >> >>Small problem, her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical >>and parked four / five spaces further down. She loaded her bags into her >>car and drove to the police station. The sergeant that she told the story >>to nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of >>the counter where 4 pale white males were reporting a car-jacking by a mad, >>elderly, white woman......no >>charges were filed. >> > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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