joke of the day: brain transplants

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>The Brain Transplant

>

> The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.

>

> " Things don't look good. " The only chance is a brain transplant.

This is an

> experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that

brains are

> very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves. "

>

> " Well, how much does a brain cost? " asked the relatives.

>

> " For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000. "

>

> Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all

the men

> nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked.

But the

> patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, " Why the difference in

price

> between male brains and female brains? "

>

> " A standard pricing practice, " said the head of the team. " Women's

brains have

> to be marked down because they have actually been used. "

>

==

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to

change the things I can; and the wisdom to know the difference