Guest guest Posted June 1, 1999 Report Share Posted June 1, 1999 Subject: A Payback An elderly lady of 89 was paid a visit by her fairy godmother and granted three wishes. You have been so good all your life, what would you like most she was asked. Well of course I would like to be rich so I will never be a burden to my children.. At once she was sitting in a solid gold rocking chair; What's your second wish she was asked, Her answer was she would like to be young again, and very beautiful, In a flash she was 21 years old, and as gorgeous as any movie star. Now for your last wish, what is it, well my old dog here has been so faithful for so many years, he has arthritis, and suffers badly, but has been such comfort to me for a such long time, would you please turn him into a Prince Charming for me. At once the dog was transformed into a handsome young man of nobility. The newly made Prince Charming stepped forward with a wonderful smile, approached the glamorous lady, leaned over and whispered in her ear. Now are you sorry, you had me neutered... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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