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Here are some bumper stickers I saw down here (Florida)

>Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?

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>If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

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>Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

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>100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?

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>Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

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>You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

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>Christians: Can't live with them, Can't feed them to the lions any more.

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>Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!

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>Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

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>My Soccer Mom Can Beat Up Your Hockey Mom.

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>Grow your own dope. Plant a man.

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>All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

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>Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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>I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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>WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

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>BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

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>So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

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>The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

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>IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

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>Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

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>Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

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>Hang up and drive.

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>I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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>It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

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>Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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>Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

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>Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.

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>Honk If You Want To See My Finger

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