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You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

* You ever said the phrase, " May the force be with y'all. "

* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

* Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

* You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't

have to wait for a commercial.

* You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

* Your father has ever said to you, " Shoot, son come on over to the dark

side...it'll be a hoot. "

* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy

to get the barbecue grill to light up.

* You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

* You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in

through the window.

* Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a

pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

* You were the only person drinking Jack s during the cantina scene.

* If you hear . . . " Luke, I am your father... and your uncle... "

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