Humor

[Guest guest]

On an Electrician's truck: " Let us remove your shorts. "

Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: " Best place in town to take a leak. "

In a Nonsmoking area: " If we see you smoking we will assume you are on

fire and take appropriate action. "

On Maternity Room door: " Push, Push, Push. "

On a Front Door: " Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the

dog. "

At an Optometrist's Office: " If you don't see what you're looking for,

you've come to the right place. "

On a Scientist's door: " Gone Fission. "

On a Taxidermist's window: " We really know our stuff. "

In a Podiatrist's window: " Time wounds all heels. "

On a Butcher's window: " Let me meat your needs. "

On another Butcher's window: " Pleased to meat you. "

At a Used Car Lot: " Second Hand cars in first crash condition. "

On a fence: " Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive. "

At a Car Dealership: " The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car

payment. "

Outside a Muffler Shop: " No appointment necessary. We'll hear you

coming. "

Outside a Hotel: " Help! We need inn-experienced people. "

In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: " Drop your pants here. "

On a desk in a Reception Room: " We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd

one just left. "

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: " Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! "

On a Music Teacher's door: " Out Chopin. "

At the Electric Company: " We would be delighted if you send in your

bill. However, if you don't, you will be. "

In a Beauty Shop: " Dye now! "

On the door of a Computer Store: " Out for a quick byte. "

In a Restaurant window: " Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and

get fed up. "

Inside a Bowling Alley: " Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop. "

On the door of a Music Library: " Bach in a minute. "

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: " Drive carefully, we'll wait. "

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In a Counselor's office: " Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is

optional. "

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