Non RLS...just plain funny!

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I just had to send this, I thought it was good!

>A Few Ways To Cope With Stress

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>-Stare at people through the tines of a fork and

>pretend they're in jail.

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>-Write a short story using alphabet soup.

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>-Start a nasty rumour and see if you recognize it when

>it comes back to you.

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>-Polish your car with ear wax.

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>-Drive to work in reverse.

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>-Pay your electric bill in pennies.

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>-Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and drop

>them from high places.

>-Fill out your tax form using Roman numerals.

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>-Dance naked in front of your pets.

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>-Make a list of things to do that you have already

>done.

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>-Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

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>-Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa, and vice-versa.

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>-Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze

>them out. See how many you can do at a time.