RLS: libraries

January 15, 1999

I didn't see where Connie's " comeback " about the library went to the whole

group. I thought that was just to me. Great Connie! Now the whole world

knows! LOLROF And they're writing to me and saying, " Okay, so what's with

the library story? Did I miss it? "

Paybacks are a...hmmmmmm...usually use the word " bitch " but I'll be careful

here....they're a pain, Connie. You'd better lay low after this one.

For the rest of you, when I joined this darling group, a year ago this

month, one of the first discussions I encountered was about constipation.

And I was the guy who started the discussion that time, either!!!! It

happened to be one that was dear to my heart...or my gut, if you prefer.

I, being the innocent new member, wrote a very sincere letter about how my

best remedy of all was to go to the library and just look at books, taking

them out, leafing through them, putting them back...totally relaxing.

Usually, within about 15 minutes, I was looking for a bathroom. WELL!!!!

That was the beginning of my introduction to this group's sense of humor.

One dear man wrote, " So THAT'S what that weird smell is in libraries. " And

it went totally down hill from there. Of course there were other sweet

souls who wrote me consoling letters, telling me how unfair it was that

people were picking on me so unmercifully. Poor me. I think Connie was

one of the " sweet souls " ...but she's changed. Boy, it must be the

sleeplessness and the pain. She's become unmerciful!!!! Not only does

she refer to the library incident, but she comes back with extra emails

telling everyone " there's a story " to go with it. I'll getcha, Connie!

Anyhow, I stuck it out, and I'm still here...dishing it all right back at

them. But these days, I expect their harassing.

It's been a wonderful year with you guys!!!!!

Jill, 46

Payson, AZ

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