Guest guest Posted April 4, 2000 Report Share Posted April 4, 2000 No....I don't feel another one of my " books " coming on but........I have thought of a few 's Law things. I figure as I'm being wheeled out of the operating room...Metropolitan Life Insurance Company, authors of that horrible weight chart, will make a startling announcement that they have been wrong all this time and that truly 295 is the appropriate and healthy weight for a woman 5' 10 " tall with a large frame. I figure the minute I stop craving sweets and other goodies there will be an announcement from the FDA that all healthy foods are damaging to your health and that the new healthy American diet will consist of goodies and sodas. Two bacon cheeseburgers, an order of onion rings and a vanilla milkshake (the kind made with the vanilla that has the black dots in it and put in the silver colored tube which has big chunks of ice cream when it is poured in the large ribbed glass with the foot on it) will be the recommended daily lunch. I figure........ok, I'll quit figuring! you started this...and I still can't believe that you're so fresh out of the operating room and you are posting and joking.....I hope the same for each of us...(me first, ok?) Flo in land living under 's Law but what the hell...I'm Irish Florence Ballengee Hollywood, land florence@... Download NeoPlanet at http://www.neoplanet.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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