Guest guest Posted May 27, 2000 Report Share Posted May 27, 2000 I can't wait! Kelli....Mom to: , age 22, Greg, age 18, Twins: Set one- April & Ash age 15, Set two- (ds) & Tyler, age 4. Copy and paste the code below in your sig box <html> <body background= " http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Portal/8051/images/beauty_bubbles.gif " text= " lin\ en " ><center> <img src= " http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Portal/8051/images/peachrose.gif " width= " 200 " hei\ ght= " 200 " border= " 0 " > </center> </body> </html> WHEN I'M AN OLD LADY When I'm an old lady, I'll live with my kids, and make their life happy and filled with such fun. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided, returning each deed. Oh, they'll be so excited. . . When I'm an old lady and live with my kids. I'll write on the wall with red, white, and blue; and bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes. I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out. I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, they'll shout. . . . When I'm an old lady and live with my kids. When they're on the phone and just out of reach, I'll get into things like sugar and bleach. Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head, and when that is done I'll hide under the bed. . . . When I'm an old lady and live with my kids. When they cook dinner and call me to meals, I'll not eat my green beans or salads congealed. I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table, and when they get angry, run fast as I'm able. . . . When I'm an old lady and live with my kids. I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click. I'll cross both my eyes to see if they stick. I'll take off my socks and throw one away, and play in the mud until the end of the day. .. . When I'm an old lady and live with my kids. And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh, and thank God in prayer and then close my eyes; and my kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping, and say with a groan, "she's so sweet when she's sleeping." .. . when I'm an old lady and live with my kids.________________________________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 When I'm An Old Lady by Joanne Baxter When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,And bring so much happiness just as they did.I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids...)I'll write on the walls with reds, whites, and blues,And bounce on the furniture.....wearing my shoes.I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids...)When they're on the phone and just out of reach,I'll get into things like sugar and bleach. Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,And when that is done, I'll hide under the bed.(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.)When they cook dinner and call me to eat,I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat.I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,And when they get angry...I'll run....if I'm able!(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.)I'll sit close to the TV., through the channels I'll clickI'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.I'll take off my socks and throw one away,And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.)And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!" - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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