Re: The Hormone Guide.......*** funny *** ...

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Loved this one Dede ...really made me laugh...opps maybe I relate a little too well !!!

On Fri, Feb 26, 2010 at 4:37 PM, <DGRAHAMA@...> wrote:

 

 

 

The Hormone GuideWomen will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

 

DANGEROUS

SAFER

SAFEST

ULTRA  SAFE

 

 

What's for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

 

 

Are you wearing that?

You sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

 

 

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

 

 

Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

 

 

What did youDO all day?

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some wine.

 

 

  Things PMS Stands For  

 

1.  Pass My Shotgun 2.  Psychotic Mood Shift   3.  Puffy Mid-Section 4.  Provide Me Sweets

5.  Pardon My Sobbing   6.  Pass My Sweatpants

and  my favorite one :

 

7.  Potential  Murder Suspect

Pass this  information to your lady friends and those who might need a good  laugh and men who need a  warning.   

And, have some wine.

 

 

 

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it is pretty dang funny, huh? It made me laugh too !

XOXO

Re: The Hormone Guide.......*** funny *** ...

Loved this one Dede ...really made me laugh...opps maybe I relate a little too well !!!

On Fri, Feb 26, 2010 at 4:37 PM, <DGRAHAMAaol> wrote:

The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this!

Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS

SAFER

SAFEST

ULTRA SAFE

What's for

dinner?

Can I help you

with dinner?

Where would you like

to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Are you

wearing that?

You sure

look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you

so worked up about?

Could we be

overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

Should you be

eating that?

You know, there are

a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece

of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you

DO all day?

I hope you didn't

over-do it today.

I've always loved you

in that robe!

Here, have some wine.

Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Puffy Mid-Section

4. Provide Me Sweets

5. Pardon My Sobbing

6. Pass My Sweatpants

and my favorite one :

7. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this information to your lady friends and those who might need a good laugh and men who need a warning.

And, have some wine.

..

[Guest guest]



Darling Dede:

Thank you for this, you are so funny. Well I caused the problems with our computer, because I was keeping all of my sent mail, and it stopped messages from coming to this computer. Superman was not very happy with me, but how was I to know. I used to be able to keep my sent mail, but things have changed, and I hate changes.

Honey, as soon as I get things fixed I will join Facebook again. I tried to go there; however they would not allow me in. My brain is not working very well, and it could be that I have no hormones left in my body!!!!

We love you always....Lea and Superman XXXXXXXXXXX

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Re: The Hormone Guide.......*** funny *** ...

Loved this one Dede ...really made me laugh...opps maybe I relate a little too well !!!

On Fri, Feb 26, 2010 at 4:37 PM, <DGRAHAMAaol> wrote:

The Hormone GuideWomen will understand this! Men should memorize it!Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS

SAFER

SAFEST

ULTRA SAFE

What's for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Are you wearing that?

You sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did youDO all day?

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some wine.

Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Puffy Mid-Section 4. Provide Me Sweets 5. Pardon My Sobbing 6. Pass My Sweatpants

and my favorite one :

7. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this information to your lady friends and those who might need a good laugh and men who need a warning.

And, have some wine.

..