The Hormone Guide.......*** funny *** ...

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The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this!

Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS

SAFER

SAFEST

ULTRA SAFE

What's for

dinner?

Can I help you

with dinner?

Where would you like

to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Are you

wearing that?

You sure

look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you

so worked up about?

Could we be

overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

Should you be

eating that?

You know, there are

a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece

of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you

DO all day?

I hope you didn't

over-do it today.

I've always loved you

in that robe!

Here, have some wine.

Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Puffy Mid-Section

4. Provide Me Sweets

5. Pardon My Sobbing

6. Pass My Sweatpants

and my favorite one :

7. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this information to your lady friends and those who might need a good laugh and men who need a warning.

And, have some wine.

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