Guest guest Posted April 16, 2001 Report Share Posted April 16, 2001 > > > Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. > > > > The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know.... Young, Urban, > > Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist " > > > > The second guy says " I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....Double Income, No Kids. " > > > > The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker. " > > > > They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? " > > > > She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you now....Wash, Iron, F???, Etc. " > > > > A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: " BITCH. " > > > > " So, just exactly what is a BITCH??????????, " they ask in unison. > > > > * B- BABE > > * I- IN > > * T- TOTAL > > * C- CONTROL of > > * H- HERSELF > > > > So ladies, next time somebody calls you a bitch " ...SMILE......and say > Thank > > You!!!!!!!! > > > > MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY! PASS THIS ONE ON TO AS MANY WOMEN YOU KNOW! > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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