Guest guest Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 I went to my plastic surgeons office My surgeon started with the basics "How much do you weigh?" he asked."135," I said. The nurse put me on the scale.It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asked, "Your height?""5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high. "Of course it's high!" I screamed, When I first came in here I was tall and skinny Now I'm short and fat They now have me on Prozac, Zanaz, Adderall and Chill Pills http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdvkhJ5hqZs If I could turn back time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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