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Yes! !!!!

I know now why I haven't had the time to read the posting and get back to all of them for the last few day's . I suffer from A.A.A.D.D. boy am I glad I found this out..

Hugs Vera

Subject: A..A.A.D.D.

okay, this is scary - i think i have it! classic

case! i can't even remember if i sent this already!

DO you have A.A.A.D.D?

They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition.

Hooray!!

I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...

This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car; I start

toward the garage and notice the mail on the table.

Ok, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to

go through the mail.

I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk

mail and I notice the trashcan is full.

Ok, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the

trashcan out, but since I'm going to be near the

mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills first.

Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there's only one

check left. My extra checks are in my desk.

Oh, there's the coke I was drinking. I'm going to look

for those checks.

But first I need to put my coke further away from the

computer, oh maybe

I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a

while.

I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my

eye, they need some water. I set the coke on the

counter and uh oh! There are my glasses. I was looking

for them all morning! I'd better put them away first.

I fill a container with water and head for the flower

pots - -

Aaaaaagh!

Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We'll never

think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to

watch television so I'd better put it back in the

family room where it belongs.

I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor,

I throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and

I head back down the hall trying to figure out what it

was I was going to do?

End of Day: The car isn't washed, the bills are

unpaid, the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter,

the flowers are half watered, the checkbook still only

has one check in it and I can't seem to find my car

keys! When I try to figure out how come nothing got

done today, I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL

DAY LONG!!! I realize this is a serious condition and

I'll get help, BUT FIRST I think I'll check

my e-mail...

Subject: A..A.A.D.D.

okay, this is scary - i think i have it!  classic

case!  i can't even remember if i sent this already!

DO you have A.A.A.D.D?

They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition.

Hooray!!

I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...

This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car; I start

toward the garage and notice the mail on the table.

Ok, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to

go through the mail.

I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk

mail and I notice the trashcan is full.

Ok, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the

trashcan out, but since I'm going to be near the

mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills first.

Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there's only one

check left. My extra checks are in my desk.

Oh, there's the coke I was drinking. I'm going to look

for those checks.

But first I need to put my coke further away from the

computer, oh maybe

I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a

while.

I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my

eye, they need some water. I set the coke on the

counter and uh oh! There are my glasses. I was looking

for them all morning! I'd better put them away first.

I fill a container with water and head for the flower

pots - -

Aaaaaagh!

Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We'll never

think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to

watch television so I'd better put it back in the

family room where it belongs.

I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor,

I throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and

I head back down the hall trying to figure out what it

was I was going to do?

End of Day: The car isn't washed, the bills are

unpaid, the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter,

the flowers are half watered, the checkbook still only

has one check in it and I can't seem to find my car

keys! When I try to figure out how come nothing got

done today, I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL

DAY LONG!!! I realize this is a serious condition and

I'll get help, BUT FIRST I think I'll check my e-mail...

Please send this to everyone you know because I DON'T

REMEMBER TO WHOM I'VE SENT THIS !!!