Guest guest Posted November 11, 2002 Report Share Posted November 11, 2002 I hope the last line of this joke was that she hung up on him!! Anonymous Cat LOVER~ =) > > A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of > him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him > at the park. > > As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway. > > The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and try > the same thing. > > As we was driving back into his driveway, there was the cat! He > kept taking the cat farther and farther away, but the darn cat > would always beat him home. > > At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then > left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so > on until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his > home and he left the cat there. > > Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: " Jen, is the cat > there? " > > " Yes, " the wife answers. " Why do you ask? " > > Frustrated, the man answers: " Put that damn cat on the phone. I'm > lost and I need directions! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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