Re: One Toke Over the Line!!

[Guest guest]

OMG! Dan - I know I'm suppossed to be sympathetic but your narrative is just

too funny!

Hope you and your illeum are feeling better today.

Marjie

[Guest guest]

OMG! Dan - I know I'm suppossed to be sympathetic but your narrative is just

too funny!

Hope you and your illeum are feeling better today.

Marjie

[Guest guest]

Dear Dan,

I know dumping is most unpleasant.. but arent you glad that at almost 4

years post op .. you still dump? I am glad that my dump o meter is still

working at 21 months post.. and hope it always works..

Hugs,

from GA

open RNY 12/12/00

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[Guest guest]

Dear Dan,

I know dumping is most unpleasant.. but arent you glad that at almost 4

years post op .. you still dump? I am glad that my dump o meter is still

working at 21 months post.. and hope it always works..

Hugs,

from GA

open RNY 12/12/00

Revision 04/18/01

Revision 02/07/02

St wt.... 392

Cw........199

Wt loss..-193

[Guest guest]

Yes. You guys should be glad you dump. At least your limits are SET. I don't

dump on ANYTHING. I can eat it all. Therefore, I have to rely on MYSELF to set

the limits, and sometimes I'm not very good at that and let myself get away with

too much JUNK. I am only 18 months out, but I have never had a dumping

incident, and I have eaten enough bad stuff to have found out, unfortunately!

from MD

RNY 1/22/01 375#

now, -136# GONE!

Re: One Toke Over the Line!!

Dear Dan,

I know dumping is most unpleasant.. but arent you glad that at almost 4

years post op .. you still dump? I am glad that my dump o meter is still

working at 21 months post.. and hope it always works..

Hugs,

from GA

open RNY 12/12/00

Revision 04/18/01

Revision 02/07/02

St wt.... 392

Cw........199

Wt loss..-193

[Guest guest]

Dan

I HAVE NEVER READ ANYTHING SO FUNNY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!

I read your post as I was sitting in my office and the guffaws could be heard in

the hallway. Tears are streaming down my face!!

Your post was not only funny but very, very true. I am so glad that I did not

do what you did. But I have had some private moments when unconsciousness would

have been a blessing. Like last night when I tried to finish an entire

cheeseburger (instead of stopping at 3/4) and it almost killed me!! ( " How ya

doin' choco-boy? ha-ha-ha! " )

Thanks for giving us the laugh of a lifetime along with some very wise advice!

Carol

Richmond, VA

Open RNY 10/31/97

>>> " softplan11 " dlturner@...> 08/01/02 03:10PM >>>

" Madame...monsiour....ken I intewest ewe in wun ov aww favublous

desserts dis ebening? "

I ususally say No. But...it's been one of those weeks and the

Chocolate Volcano sure looked like something I could help the wife

take a small bite and sit back and drink my coffee. Dinner was just

a small...yet expensive....piece of swordfish with a European amount

of sides that barely fit under the entree. Sooooo....why not?

One bite was a killer diller....it brought out the chocoholica in me

and I was fixed on a fudge jones. sat there with eyes wide

while I finished that desser...clattering spoons, chocolate on my

nose and chin...glazed look in my eyes. HEY!! No big whoop. Pay

the check, escort Madame out to the car...strap in hold on and then

WHAMMMMMOOOO!!!!

It's a 30 minute ride without traffic from that restaurante' back to

our home. We stayed on the side of town just to miss the traffic and

by golly...probably would have if it hadn't been for the pile-up that

halted our Interstate for a couple of hours. Racing heart. Sweating

profusedly with the AC cranked all the way up. My illeum was taking

the time to remind me that he was still there...on patrol for all

undigested foodstuffs that get dumped his way...including sugars and

fats...which pretty well was the significant content of dessert. All

night...and including thus far today...he's been poking me with his

pitchfork yelling.... " how ya feelin' up there...choco-boy? HaHaHa!! "

It was rough. Standing on the brakes; shivering from the syndrome;

losing coherency and finally giving up the steer wheel to someone

more in control so I could climb in the back seat and hang my feet

out of the window in mostly stopped traffic four aisles wide. My

wife and illeum had no pity... " how ya feelin' back there...choco-

boy? hahaha!! " I finally passed out...thankfully went unconcious to

the tune " One Toke Over the Line Sweet Jesus.... " damn right, I was

one toke over the line.

BUT...for some idiot reason...for you newbies out there (aka Newbie

Theatre), I have to tempt fate on the occasion to remind myself that

I'm " fixed " and that the plumbing won't change...although some parts

of me may adapt to conditions, I'm coming up on four years now, and

my worse case of public choco-intoxicity took place with results that

I had almost forgotten about.

I won't be forgetting this one. The next time that French waiter

comes up with his " ohhh...bot o' caurse...yew most haf dessert. " I'm

gonna pop him in the nose and hold a cross over him until he retreats.

Kids...if you're going to experiment with chocolates and sweets...do

it in the comfort and safety of your home.

Nevah again....

Dan

rny 10.13.98

EdWaits,MD-Atlanta

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>How awful for you,but what a GREAT story.Hope the chocolate monster has

>been satisfied.Pam MacVittie

Pam MacVittie

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In a message dated 8/2/2002 10:58:02 AM Eastern Daylight Time,

Graduate-OSSG writes:

> My

> wife and illeum had no pity... " how ya feelin' back there...choco-

> boy? hahaha!! " I finally passed out...thankfully went unconcious to

> the tune " One Toke Over the Line Sweet Jesus.... " damn right, I was

> one toke over the line.

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ROFLMAO!!! Boy oh boy, Dan, I don't think there's one of us who can't

relate! But, think about it, just imagine if that didn't happen!!! " Sweet "

irony.

in NJ