Re: Blender murder mystery continued.....

[Guest guest]

..... and in the silent houses all their jewelry and money is intact,

only one thing has been missing....

their blenders! and the only clue is a trail of fine powder leading to

the door, .... dum, dum , dum, ---dum, dum, dum, dum...

then, they slowly, very carefully open the door to find more of a powder

trail. They continue to follow the trail until they come to a grove.

There, in the distance, they see a tiny little red head " lady " working

feverishly with extension cords running all over the place. They

confront this " lady " and ask her why, why, why would she kill to steal

blenders? It just didn't make any sense. She told them it was because

these people were using their blenders for evil not good. They were

making pina colada's, ice cream shakes and the dreaded Mud Slides and

Creamsicle drinks from Friday's and they had to be stopped. Didn't they

know that blenders were used for making protein shakes?!?! These people

had to be stopped and because of her small stature it was felt she was

the best " lady " for the job. They told her that she was under arrest and

that she had to come with them to the station house. She looked left,

she looked right and then decided the only way out of this was to

......... push blend and puree and offer the policemen a protein shake.

She caught them off guard and right before their coffee/donut break and

they were hungry, so, they took her up on her offer. That did it!!! They

loved the shakes and agreed that she should go forth and continue on her

killing spree until everyone in the country used their blenders for good

instead of evil. It is very Vita(l), that everyone realize this is no

ordinary woman, she is a " lady " .

The end.

Regina