Re: Fw: ABC's OF AGING

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HEHEHEHE I couldnt have said it better! I loved this!

Belinda

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> Re: ABC's OF AGING

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> A is for arthritis,

> B is for bad back,

> C is for the chest pains. Corned beef? Cardiac?

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> D is for dental decay and decline,

> E is for eyesight--can't read that top line.

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> F is for fissures and fluid retention

> G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention

> and not to forget other gastrointestinal glitches)

> H is high blood pressure

> I is for itches, and lots of incisions

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> J is for joints, that now fail to flex

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> L is for libido--what happened to sex?

> Wait! I forgot about K!

> K is for my knees that crack all the time

> (But forgive me, I get a few lapses in my M-memory from time to

time)

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> N is for nerve (pinched) and neck (stiff) and neurosis

> O is for osteo-for all the bones that crack

> P is for prescriptions, that cost a small fortune

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> Q is for queasiness. Fatal or just the flu?

> Give me another pill and I'll be good as new!

> R is for reflux--one meal turns into two

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> S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears on how to pay my

increasing medical bills!

> T is for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears

> and the word " terminal " also rings too near

> U is for urinary and the difficulties that flow (or not)

> V is for vertigo, as life spins by

> W is worry, for pains yet found

> X is for X ray--and what one might find

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> Y is for year (another one I'm still alive)

> so Z is for zest

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> For surviving the symptoms my body's deployed,

> And keeping twenty-six doctors gainfully employed.