Guest guest Posted February 16, 2002 Report Share Posted February 16, 2002 Pharohspride Bengals: www.folksites.com/PharohsprideWindDancer Kennel: www.folksites.com/WindDancer Re: ABC's OF AGING A is for arthritis, B is for bad back, C is for the chest pains. Corned beef? Cardiac? o D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight--can't read that top line. o F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention and not to forget other gastrointestinal glitches) H is high blood pressure I is for itches, and lots of incisions o J is for joints, that now fail to flex o L is for libido--what happened to sex? Wait! I forgot about K! K is for my knees that crack all the time (But forgive me, I get a few lapses in my M-memory from time to time) o N is for nerve (pinched) and neck (stiff) and neurosis O is for osteo-for all the bones that crack P is for prescriptions, that cost a small fortune o Q is for queasiness. Fatal or just the flu? Give me another pill and I'll be good as new! R is for reflux--one meal turns into two oo S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears on how to pay my increasing medical bills! T is for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears and the word "terminal" also rings too near U is for urinary and the difficulties that flow (or not) V is for vertigo, as life spins by W is worry, for pains yet found X is for X ray--and what one might find o Y is for year (another one I'm still alive) so Z is for zest o For surviving the symptoms my body's deployed, And keeping twenty-six doctors gainfully employed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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